yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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