Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
