Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
