ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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