Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
