at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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