she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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