How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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