At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
All the doctor said was why
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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