I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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