i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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