So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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