I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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