pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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