i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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