Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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