Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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