I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
