I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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