There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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