That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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