Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dear god my vagina.
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