normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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