so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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