R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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