just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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