Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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