This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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