Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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