I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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