We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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