...so i touched it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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