i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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