My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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