i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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