it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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