Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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