Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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