Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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