where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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