they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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