eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
They have beer where we have blood.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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