Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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