Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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