god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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