I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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