Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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