dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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