5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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