Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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