ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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